Our Water Shortage Prophet

Welcome, fellow citizens, to the Oracle of H2O, the one and only water shortage prophet. I shall guide you through the parched lands, foretelling the driest of drips and the most epic of droughts.

As we speak, a severe water shortage has been declared in the land of Azuria, and our prophet has been called to deliver the truth. Click here to learn the prophecies.

Or, for those who wish to know the ancient secrets of the land, click here.

And for those who seek the most dire of warnings, click here.

Remember, the water will soon be gone, so drink up while you still can!

Stay thirsty, Azurians.